Matt Preston's Testicles

Channel 7 Are Dicks

I just watched a promo for Up All Night that is premiering on Channel 7, Monday night and stars Will Arnett,  Christina Applegate and Maya Rudolph. 
Apparently Channel 7 don't think us Aussies know who Maya Rudolph is cause when they introduced the actors they referred to Maya Rudolph as "the lady from Bridesmaids". Dead serious, they used the word Lady!

Now come on Channel 7, are you fucking serious? The Lady from Bridesmaids? What an insult. She has a name, it's Maya Rudolph and she is one of the funniest improv actresses out there. If you felt that she is not well known to the Australian population why not introduce her instead? For example.. and this is me not even trying "...and introducing for the first time on the Australia TV, Maya Rudolph." 
But the thing is, you wanted to mention the hit movie Bridesmaids hoping that people would think it was the other funny actress... Kristen Wigg.
Poor effort Channel Seven... poor effort!


Anyway Up All Night is on Monday Nights 9:30pm or until it changes time slots in 3 weeks.

Breaking Bad is Back

The first episode for Season 5 of Breaking Bad just aired on Sunday (US time) and is now available at your local torrent store...

Now the biggest dilemma is whether to watch each episode week to week or save them and watch them all at the end. Decisions decisions.

Oh and if you can't remember what happened last season, maybe this gif will remind you:

The Living Room

Holy shit.... I watched The Living Room last night.... what the fuck is this show?
Is this Channel Tens version of Better Homes and Garden? Cause if it is... way off.

Firstly I have to ask... where did this Miguel come form? His laugh annoyed the hell out of me. The batteries on my remote went flat cause every time he laughed, I had to turn the volume down.

What bothers me about this show is, why is there is a live audience when nothing happens in the studio? If something actually happened in the studio, fair enough but everything is pre-recorded. The only thing the audience experienced was the bullshit banter between the host Amanda Keller and the three stooges Chris Brown, Miguel Maestre and Barry Du Bois (is that a French surname with Barry at the front?). 

Actually there was one interactive thing the audience did get to do and that was to vote on a new and interesting product that the three stooges presented on a segment creatively named Hot Or Not. And even then Amanda Keller pretty much forced which way the audience should vote

Channel Ten advertise this show to be different and unique but the segments are like every other lifestyle show, except they're boooooring. Such as an Aussie singer showing off her home, catching yabbies from a farm dam and cooking them in cider, visiting a 'newly and and innovating australian designed house' and an ex MasterChef contestant that got kicked out the the day before, cooking a recipe... original! 


Once again another shitty Australian TV show that will most likely get axed. I rather watch the Better Homes and Garden or re-runs of Burkes Backyard.

Enough of this show, I got to go... Happy Days is on.

Weeds Season 8

UPDATE: for those who download, the torrent is now available around the internet somewhere!


It's July 1 and one of my favourite shows will be airing their 8th and final season in the US tonight on Showtime: Weeds
It won't be airing in Australia just yet but I thought I'd give you all a heads up just incase you couldn't wait and know how to get yourself a copy.

Trailer for Season 8 below.   

Thank Fuck...

....The Block has finished!